zeldathemes
mayonnaise
is not an instrument

dialmforemma:

jettgrrrl:

not moving out of the way for males when you’re walking somewhere is so great, they act so surprised and offended that you didn’t acknowledge their space

hahah omg this happened to me the other day

I was walking along with a backpack on and then my friend called my name behind…

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

furbearingbrick:

alpacalypse:

Steal Her Loch:

actually no i can’t do this sorry

this meme has gotten out of hand

jetrocketskates:

"Friendzoned again!" I shout, pumping my fist in the air. I made a new friend today. Today is a good day.

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

officialschool:

me as a detective

kaisukes:

hroakie:

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rosaparking:

I HATE HIM

rosaparking:

I HATE HIM

lady-eve:

I just realized that the lack of acceptance for asexuals is literally the dumbest thing.
Like, you can’t handle the thought of two dudes kissing? Okay you’re dumb and terrible whatever.
But you can’t handle the idea… Of someone… Not kissing anyone? What are you worried about? They’re gonna eat too much mac n cheese?? Draw too many dinosaurs??? Tell me