One of my favorite movies ever.
Getting rid of dick did wonders for her disposition
yeah, dick’s not really her thing
oh my god
And as the world comes to an end, I’ll be there to hold your hand.
Did he just make a feminist period joke?
oh my god someone buy that man a beer
The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.
Jizz and jet
shoot and scoot
blow your load and hit the road
"We’ve never had a female President in this country, which I find stunning" - Hari Kondabolu
do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post
They say you’re not a true solider of the Survey Corps until you krump with your Commander.
If you haven’t seen this scene from Community, I highly recommend it.
Have I told you lately that I love you?
- test administrator: when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
- me: i'm never goin back the past is in the past
LOOK AT ME