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cheetahwomen:

when ur friends start shit with u

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(Source: thottish)

Jul 31st at 1AM / via: doctopus / op: thottish / reblog / 35,611 notes

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masturb88:

Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.

ORTHODONTIST

Jul 29th at 6PM / via: molebucks / op: masturb88 / reblog / 241,106 notes

aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

(Source: deadpadfoot)

Jul 29th at 6PM / via: gallifreyfalls / op: deadpadfoot / reblog / 19,212 notes

elena1981:

barrel—rider:

Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones

Jul 29th at 2PM / via: dreamlightpegasi / op: barrel--rider / reblog / 141,852 notes

nickiminajvevo:

gettin outta school on the last day like

image

Jul 29th at 2PM / via: teamrocketing / op: nickiminajvevo / reblog / 49,521 notes

intense-wizardy:

pizzaforpresident:

I would take a bullet for garlic bread

who would shoot a garlic bread

Jul 29th at 2PM / via: dreamlightpegasi / op: coolator / reblog / 434,665 notes

pottersir:

“The key to Luna is that she has that unbelievably rare quality of actually not giving a damn what anyone else thinks of her.” - J.K. Rowling

Jul 29th at 2PM / via: withoutmarbles / op: pottersir / reblog / 20,824 notes
comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

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comicshans:

supervillan skeleton

Jul 29th at 2PM / via: lydiamahrtn / op: comicshans / reblog / 43,203 notes

(Source: heroinesaddiction)

Jul 29th at 2PM / via: aeducanswag / op: heroinesaddiction / reblog / 7,481 notes
hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

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hoedere:

mol-bay:

what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?

god’s work

Jul 29th at 2PM / via: the-average-gatsby / op: mol-bay / reblog / 111,962 notes
Anonymous: omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

Jul 29th at 2PM / via: ollivander / op: the-kellin-under-the-vic / reblog / 37,527 notes
tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

tastefullyoffensive:

Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]

Jul 29th at 2PM / via: durnesque-esque / op: tastefullyoffensive / reblog / 71,402 notes

stormbornvalkyrie:

You swore me safe conduct.

"I did, but my dragons made no promises. And you threatened their mother.”

Jul 29th at 2PM / via: dreamlightpegasi / op: stormbornvalkyrie / reblog / 5,204 notes

stalemuffin:

thempress:

People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers”  your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am. 

You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you. 

also see:

maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.

Jul 29th at 2PM / via: lookatyourlife-choices / op: thempress / reblog / 81,749 notes