when ur friends start shit with u
Say one word. One word, and I’m yours.
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
Expectations Vs. Reality / Game of thrones
gettin outta school on the last day like
I would take a bullet for garlic bread
who would shoot a garlic bread
“The key to Luna is that she has that unbelievably rare quality of actually not giving a damn what anyone else thinks of her.” - J.K. Rowling
what in the fuck does my sister think she’s doing?
This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material
Yer a hazard, Harry! [ferribitch]
You swore me safe conduct.
"I did, but my dragons made no promises. And you threatened their mother.”
People look down on McDonald’s employees but fail to realize that if all these folks left McDonald’s and pursued “better careers” your ass wouldn’t be able to get a McDouble with an Oreo McFlurry at 3am.
You can’t demand a service while simultaneously degrading those who provide it for you.
maids, waitresses, janitors, garbage collectors, and construction workers.